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Who said it?

  • Question of

    I Don’t Believe In Evolution, That Type Of So-Called Science

    • Marjorie Taylor Greene
      Marjorie Taylor Greene
    • Clint Eastwood
  • Question of

    The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them

    • Lauren Boebert
    • Rush Limbaugh
  • Question of

    Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole

    • Jim Jordan
    • Ann Coulter
  • Question of

    Iraq is a crappy place filled with a bunch of, you know, semiliterate primitive monkeys

    • Tucker Carlson
    • Kid Rock
  • Question of

    The single thing that Republican politicians hate and fear the most, and that is when they’re forced to tell the truth

    • Lindsay Graham
    • Ted Cruz
  • Question of

    Belgium is a beautiful city

    • Donald Trump
    • Sarah Palin
  • Question of

    Blacks commit murder eight times more per capita than any other group in our society

    • Sean Hannity
    • Rudy Giuliani
  • Question of

    My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building

    • Ann Coulter
    • Bill O’Reilly
  • Question of

    We’re not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people

    • Mitch McConnell
    • Paul Ryan
  • Question of

    It is very biblical to enforce the law

    • Glenn Beck
    • Sarah Sanders Huckabee
  • Question of

    You know a broken clock is right once a day

    • Louie Gohmert
    • Rick Perry
  • Question of

    When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining

    • Glenn Beck
    • Joe Arpaio
  • Question of

    I would be happy if not a single refugee foot ever again touched American soil

    • Stephen Miller
    • Jared Kushner
  • Question of

    What if the people getting shot by the cops did things to deserve it? There are, after all, in this world, some people who are naturally aggressive and violent

    • Steve Bannon
    • Bill O’Reilly
  • Question of

    If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down

    • Devin Nunes
    • Todd Akin
  • Question of

    There’s old sayings in Texas about, you know, find all the rope in Texas and get a tall oak tree

    • Chip Roy
    • Ted Cruz
  • Question of

    The Bible and the Constitution are not supposed to be separate

    • Rush Limbaugth
    • Josh Mandel
  • Question of

    When the president does it, that means it’s not illegal

    • Donald Trump
    • Richard Nixon
  • Question of

    From an evolutionary standpoint it used to be, you know, women were attracted to your strength because you could defend them from dinosaurs

    • Matt Gaetz
    • Sean Parnell

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Written by Asshat Wrangler

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